The angry Gunner took to Twitter to contact Stoke police attempting to report a 'robbery', referring to the Potters' 1-0 at the Bet365 Stadium.
However, the local force responded with more irony than the Arsenal supporter was probably expecting, poking fun at 'missing person' Mesut Ozil.
The German proved largely ineffective as his side were defeated, which earned him harsh criticism. The Staffordshire police showed they like some light-hearted banter.
apologies for the delay in replying. We've been busy looking for a missing person, surname Ozil. Have you seen him? #Banter
— Stoke Police (@policingstoke) 20 August 2017