In fact, one radio station has decided to offer a special commentary aimed at keeping fans with heart problems calm during the two-legged contest on November 10 and 24.
As reported by Clarin.com, AM550 Radio Colonia will broadcast a calm version of live match coverage with the aim of telling the story of the game peacefully, without raising the listener's heart-rate.
The Argentine Society of Cardiology - supported by Glacier, a brand of mineral water - are behind the transmission, while Eduardo Caimi and Leonardo Uranga will provide the commentary.
Cardiologist Gonzalo Diaz Babio will also feature during the broadcast to offer advice on how to avoid stress during moments of high drama.
Stadium noise will be replaced by Zen music while Caimi and Uranga will not raise their voice or increase the tempo of their speech.
Between them Boca and River have competed in 15 previous finals of the Copa Libertadores, but they have never before met each other at this stage.
Radio audience figures for the final are expected to be huge as away supporters are not permitted at either leg, but it remains to be seen how popular Radio Colonia's calm version will prove.