'Top 10' Most ridiculous things that Ibrahimovic has ever said

1. "Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster."

This was Ibrahimovic's cheeky response when he was rumoured to have brought a Porsche. 

2. "I can't help but laugh at how PERFECT I am."

The footballer definitely has a great sense of humour!

3. "One thing that is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch."

Ibrahimovic said this after Sweden were knocked out of the play-offs for the Brazil World Cup. 

4. What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange."

This was said sarcastically in response to John Carew's statement that Ibrahimovic's skills were 'pointless'. 

5. "We're looking for an apartment. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy a hotel."

Ibrahimovic had a difficult struggle to find a new home in Paris.

6. "First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hotdog."

He joked about Liverpool's poor defence and in particular their centre back Stephane Henchoz. 

7. "I don't give a shit who wins. I'm going on holiday."

His response to Sweden being eliminated from Euro 2012. 

8. "I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere."

Ibrahimovic plays where he likes!

9. "An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team."

He isn't afraid to show his confidence and is clearly concerned for 'Zlatanlessness'. 

10. "When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari."

Zlatan never fails to provide us with a good laugh!