Accrington Stanley staff lose set of false teeth - AGAIN

Appearing on 'BBC Radio Lancashire', managing director Dave Burgess revealed that the club had misplaced the set of gnashers.

"We don't know where they are now to be honest," Burgess said.

"They have wandered off over the weekend somewhere.

"They are in and around the building somewhere. We do think they are safe, it's just no-one has seen them this morning."

Asked how a lost set of false teeth could vanish all over again, Burgess responded: "The same way the person did in the first place, I guess."

Burgess is paid a regular wage by the club for his job, rather than being subject to indentured servitude.

 

22 September 2018