According to "The Sun" (which has always been an endorsement for legitimate news - sarcasm intended) the brazilian international could be on the way to Manchester in a big money move.
While most level headed football fans can take anything "The Sun" says with a pinch of salt, many have reacted in spectacular fashion on Twitter, we present to you the very best of those tweets:
@manutd are not getting @neymarjr so don't even waste time getting excited. If Pedro doesn't come then don't expect Neymar please
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) August 23, 2015
Luis Enrique: "Neymar to Man United rumours? I don't talk about rumours, I focus on what happens in my team." #fcblive
— barcastuff (@barcastuff) August 23, 2015
Once Neymar has signed, we still have a few days to get Messi and Ronaldo to make friends with each other so they can both play for us too.
— Republik of Mancunia (@R_o_M) August 23, 2015
There's no chance of Neymar joining Man Utd. They've already signed Ramos, Pedro, Bale & Müller. Can't see them spending money on Neymar too
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) August 24, 2015
Grown men genuinely believing the Neymar story. Grown. Men.
— Dan (@mufc_dan87) August 24, 2015
These Neymar/ Muller links in the media don't mean we arent after anyone realistic, it means media don't know who, and big names sell papers
— Hayley B (@Hayles_101) August 24, 2015
Neymar has signed a new contract with Barcelona. The news will break soon.
— indykaila News (@indykaila) August 23, 2015
...and finally we leave you with this...how could Neymar ever break away from this bromance?
Neymar and Messi's bromance is beautiful, pic.twitter.com/t4RP9vpT0g
— Neymar Jr. (@NeyMarvellous) August 22, 2015